Read em' and weep, Folks.
From today's MAINLAND headlines:
1. Toilet Explodes, Lands Woman in Hospital
2. Woman Sent to Morgue While Still Living
3. Michael Jackson Injected Himself With Deadly Drugs, Doctor Says
4. Woman Gets Shock on Starbucks Cup - Barista Scrawled Obscenity on Cup
And drumroll, please:
5. Law Enforcement Accused of Eating Suspect's Pot Brownies
Ok, that one could theoretically happen on a bohemian island, lol.
Have a safe one. :)